I thought I was clear when we meet, that I didn't want all those baby things my mom has been saying I need for Christmas. I tried hard, though tears even, to explain to you that I have a list of several things that really I do want and they are not baby toys.
I do not want baby toys this year.
Not big ones.
Not noisy ones.
Not colorful ones.
Please replace all baby toys with the pictured gifts that I really do want.
Sincerely your unsatisfied 10 month old costumer,